Much Ado About Nothing by William ShakespeareMuch Ado About Nothing, abridged.
CLAUDIO: So, um, Hero, I sorta maybe like you a whole lot will you go to the prom with me?
HERO: We should get married! Squeeeeeee!
BEATRICE: Pfft. Love is for stupid losers who are stupid.
BENEDICK: You know, you might get laid more often if you werent such a cynical bitch all the time.
BEATRICE: Fuck you.
BENEDICK: Get in line, sugartits.
*audience is beaten over the head by sexual tension*
DON PEDRO: Hey everybody, I had a great idea! Lets make Beatrice and Benedick fall in love!
EVERYONE: YAY! MEDDLING!
PRINCE JOHN: So, I think Im going to break up Claudio and Hero.
BORACHIO: Really? Thats your dastardly scheme? How do we possibly benefit from that?
PRINCE JOHN: No, see, I dont like Claudio because my half-brother likes him, and I hate my half brother, so wait. Okay, so its actually a really pointless plan that only serves to create conflict. But its the only way I get any good scenes in this thing, so MISCHIEF AHOY!
BORACHIO AND CONRADE: YAY!
BEATRICE: Hey Benedick, you still suck donkey balls.
BENEDICK: I fart in your general direction! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
BEATRICE: I dont want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!
PRINCE JOHN: So guess what Claudio? Your woman totally cheated on you. I saw, I was there.
CLAUDIO: OMG I HATE THAT WHORE.
DON PEDRO: Despite the fact that hes a bastard in all senses of the word and has no reason to be helping me or my friends, I think we should believe John without proof or even asking Heros side of the story.
CLAUDIO: Hero, youre a shameless whore and I hate your stupid face!
PRIEST: Great job, now Heros dead from sad.
CLAUDIO: OMG I AM SO REMORSEFUL. FORGIVE ME, DEAD HERO!
HERO: Pysche! Im really okay!
BEATRICE: Luckily THIS time the priests idea to fake a girls death to solve all her problems actually worked, instead of backfiring horribly.
BENEDICK: Hey, thats pretty funny. You know, I guess youre not that bad. I think I love you, and stuff.
BEATRICE: Yeah, I guess I kind of love you too.
ANTONIO: Close enough. Now off to kill Prince John!
IELTS Reading 10 - Passage 3
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See Important Quotations Explained. Everyone gathers inside the church to celebrate the wedding of Claudio and Hero. But when Friar Francis asks Claudio whether he wishes to marry Hero, Claudio breaks into an outraged speech. He tells Leonato that he sends Hero back to Leonato again, for though she seems outwardly pure and blushes with innocence, her outward features belie her inward corruption and that she is, in fact, an unchaste, unfaithful whore. The happy wedding transforms itself into a chaotic uproar.
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Who is coming to visit Leonato at the beginning of the play? Who is well respected for his part in the battle that ended just before the play begins? Who does Beatrice specifically ask the messenger about after his news of the war? What does the messenger tell Beatrice that he would never want to be after hearing her view of Benedick? What does Leonato joke about when Don Pedro arrives on the stage for the first time? View all Lesson Plans available from BookRags. All rights reserved.