Drinking Quotes (592 quotes)
Funny Quotes That Completely Validate Your Drinking
The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. It makes me feel horrible and sexy! Some of us drink because we're not poets. Scott Fitzgerald.
If you're out in the sun this summer or day drinking your way to Christmas, you can use a plethora of Instagram caption options! Gather your friends, station your family, and get ready to take some pictures while drinking alcohol during the day. Just make sure you hydrate with water, reapply sunscreen, and eat something. And obviously, never drink and drive! Moral of the story is, we all survived. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
58 Funny Drinking Quotes. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~ Frank.
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Every day is a good day to practice balance, especially when it comes to drinking. These quotes about alcohol will inspire you to think about your next drink and encourage you to close your tab, maybe forever.